sad kitten stories

Right now at school I am learning something called tuina. Tuina is an Asian form of massage that is very old. I am not sure how I feel about doing Tuina, probably cause I am a sad kitten and all. I feel a little awkward about it I guess. Anyway I agreed to give free Tuina demonstrations at the U of A campus yesterday. Offering community service is part of my requirements for school. Well it went ok, mostly, and I was proud of myself for doing it. But I did feel real clumsy and awkward and then towards the end I spilled a whole big class of water into my crotch. So I was walking around with very wet pants. I excused myself and went home early.